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Post by Zujin on Jan 2, 2006 16:15:18 GMT -5
...After a brief Make-out session, told the skinny girl he would 'call' but he totally wasn't going to. So he met up with Stan and they moved to Austrailia because this was likely to be the place where Satan couldn't get to them the easiest...
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Post by Hikagekun on Jan 3, 2006 13:48:47 GMT -5
However on the plane trip there the plane lost communication with the airport. Upon turning back they hit turbulence which ripped off the tail end of the plane, causing it to careen onto an island thousands of miles off course...
(I LOVE "Lost" don't you?)
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Post by Stephen - Yar Matey on Jan 3, 2006 14:09:11 GMT -5
(haven't watched it)
..then EVERYONE that was on the plane died..except Bob and Stan... and Sarah-- who happened to be a designer..so Sarah,Bob, and Stan...
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Post by Zujin on Jan 3, 2006 18:02:01 GMT -5
Sat on the island, which was only large enough for them to sit on, and debated who of the dead passengers/crew they should eat first...
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Post by Stephen - Yar Matey on Jan 3, 2006 19:28:39 GMT -5
..but then the dead people drifted away..and the island suddenly grew and it was a very very large tropical island. So Sarah broke trees with her teeth--told them she had super powers and they...
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Post by Zujin on Jan 3, 2006 19:56:52 GMT -5
..Flew away into the night. Then Bob said 'Wait, you can fly? Why didn't you just fly us off the island in the first place?'...
PS. Isn't it funny that any detail or dramatic elements we add just goes flying out the window (usually by me) I love this game.
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Post by epo9 on Jan 3, 2006 21:32:04 GMT -5
" Because I can only fly after I've eaten trees... and it only lasts for an hour or so..." said crazy designer Sarah and just as she told Bob and Stan this, they started plunging for the water beneath them...
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Post by Hikagekun on Jan 3, 2006 21:38:32 GMT -5
(in keeping with the ludicrosity)
However the ocean wasn't really and ocean at all but a bowl of BLUE JELLY BEANS IN BLUE JELLO!
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Post by Stephen - Yar Matey on Jan 3, 2006 22:00:20 GMT -5
..so there they are..plummeting into this ocean of jelly beans and jell-o..and as they enter this "ocean".. Stan remembers that when he eats Jell-o..AND jelly beans..he grows to an enormous size(height wise).. and has the lightest body ever--so he picks up Bob and Sarah and runs accross the ocean..untill......
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Post by Zujin on Jan 3, 2006 23:07:47 GMT -5
... A Giant Lightning being (AKA a giant person composed completely out of lightning) appears before them saying he is the incarnation of Greg the Science Nut and challenges Stan to Mortal Kombat. Stan and Lightning-Greg fight until Stan runs out of Jell-o and Jelly Bean power and is reduced back into his normal form. Lightning-Greg is about to fry them all when Bob shouts 'Leave them out of this it's me you want!' And then Sarah starts to cry and says 'But Bob you don't have any super powers!!!' And Bob says 'I have as many super-powers as I need as long as I'm with you.' And he closes in for a big dramatic kiss and to cop a feel when Sarah slaps him and shouts 'Pervert!!!' Bob then goes up to Lightning-Greg and pulls out the only X0box 360 not recalled and throws it into the centre of the beast. Lightning-Greg is quickly disapated and the vanquished heroes begin their long walk to Australia across the Jell-o/Jellybean sea when out of nowhere... (Man that was a wickedly long fight/love scene.)
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Post by epo9 on Jan 3, 2006 23:47:03 GMT -5
Satan (Hilary Duff) has her second coming as a gigantic British Banana a.k.a. B 1 (Bananas in Pajamas)...
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Post by Zujin on Jan 5, 2006 14:27:58 GMT -5
...This banana fell down over a bear it was chasing and couldn't get up again until the Magic School Bus carrying Arthur gave it some honey cakes so it could get up again... p.s Hilary Duff is hot.
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Post by Hikagekun on Jan 5, 2006 16:04:17 GMT -5
However the Honey Cakes where no more than cleverly disguised live grenades, the bananna ate them and blew up, killing the entire line up of PBS childerens shows...
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Post by Zujin on Jan 5, 2006 16:21:35 GMT -5
... and the people celebrated...
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Post by Stephen - Yar Matey on Jan 5, 2006 20:07:22 GMT -5
p.s....
YES!..is what they all screamed...including Stephen-Yar Matey and epo9...and Bob..and Stan..and Sarah...UNTILL....
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